if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
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Oh, you graduated the top of your class? That’s nice. Try getting through the first couple of gyms and then tell me ‘it was worth it.’
CRAP WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF DOING THIS I HAVE BADGES TOO
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A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
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eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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Well, I would have taken a more direct response, but you seem to have semi-deactivated your blog in the last…90 minutes or so? And so I have no idea how that message ends. Hopefully you still see this message. Anyway…sorry! I’ve never been one to disclose my exact location on Tumblr. I settled for “a college in Eastern Washington” for that reason. And only just now revealed the exact one since I won’t be going back anymore.
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