if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
Oh, you graduated the top of your class? That’s nice. Try getting through the first couple of gyms and then tell me ‘it was worth it.’
CRAP WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF DOING THIS I HAVE BADGES TOO
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
(Source: takeflightonthewind, via jesus-mary-and-broseph)
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
Well, I would have taken a more direct response, but you seem to have semi-deactivated your blog in the last…90 minutes or so? And so I have no idea how that message ends. Hopefully you still see this message. Anyway…sorry! I’ve never been one to disclose my exact location on Tumblr. I settled for “a college in Eastern Washington” for that reason. And only just now revealed the exact one since I won’t be going back anymore.