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Aug 20

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via digital--age)

Aug 18

Someone left an opened box of protein bars on the trunk of my car last night. I don’t….what?

Aug 17

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

(Source: psvlms, via thereare4sharks)

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flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf, via bassmachine)

tastefullyoffensive:

[commonnerd]

tastefullyoffensive:

[commonnerd]

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

ladygolem:

arsvallis:

biologicallyfemale:

*reads foucault*

*nods while not understanding*

*rereads foucault*
*realizes that in nodding in agreement to a text upheld by the academy and your peers as an informative text you’ve internalized a power relation from a specific assemblage of knowledge and ideas, so while you didn’t understand foucault the first time you understood power and its effect on the body intuitively*

*reads post*
*nods while not understanding*

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

(Source: hugedickgrayson, via andiefeatable)

congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

(Source: marxist-gallifreyan, via pinkmagick)